Naughty beans!

I love when people get a word wrong. Or.... do I dislike it immensely? It gives me such a giggle, but annoys me all at once.

Example: I just read about a woman who was complaining about burnt coffee she sent back twice at a café, so she had to finally tell the Barista
how to make it without scolding the beans.

Poor beans. It wasn't their fault. Surely it was the Barrister's incompetence.