Officially sad

Q: Ok, so what would be classed more sad than claiming to have had a celebrity sighting in your local shopping centre?

A: Confessing that the "celebrity" was none other than Harold from Neighbours.

And more seriously sad than that?

I didn't even see him, I just overheard two shop attendants having a giggle that they'd had a "celebrity sighting" in the Telstra shop next door.

Can we go lower? Make it officially sad? Why yes, we can, dear reader.

I actually craned my neck in an attempt to catch a glimpse of Harold from my seated possie and almost woke the LGBB in the process by knocking the pram.