What I know

• The LGBB will drink anything. As long as it passes her lips via a syringe.
• A doctor named Paulo is destined to be cool.
• Trotro is a whiney little bore.
• I have officially lost 28kg. And heading ever south again after hitting a plateau of late, funny how you get a sort of second wind after reaching a milestone (which for me was getting under 90kg..... fark that sounds heeeuge).
• Who knew reducing portion size and doing 300+ skips and a walk each day, plus personal training and some boxing every week *pant pant pant* would actually begin to pay off again?
• 117kg (at my peak in July last year, the day before induction) is way too much for my frame to handle.
• If I ever get pregnant again, I need to somehow hire a stunt double to take on my extra fluid (for Shirley that is mostly what it is).
• And stop calling me Shirley.
• Some of us, however hopeful, will never do the skinny Minnie thing simply via breastfeeding. I take it on good authority from a former champion breastfeeder of two who is now super slim (as opposed to super sized) that she was one who, like me, retains the chunk while doing good for the bubba.
• A few sips of a nice wine is so relaxing right before the final writhing breastfeed of the night, especially when that feed is coming after a now-regular marathon 5 hours awake time through the roughest part of the day: the dreaded witching hour leading up to DINNERTIME.
• Remember that game? At primary school? "What's the time, Mr Wolf?" Whenever Cameron was the wolf, he was always too quick to yell DINNERTIME. Never caught anyone, of course, because we were always only three steps from the safe line.
• Cameron was a dork.
• Me and my friend, Lisa, also saw him and his mates drop their dacks in a one-in-all-in pact to show off their willies to each other in the main room of the abandoned School House that they'd broken into by way of a loose floorboard. So we got Mr Jacobs to come see. And got them all into trouble for flashing their nethers.
• Though, now I'm thinking about it, they must've been doing it more than once if we saw them do it, had enough time to run up to the staff room, dob, come back with Mr Jacobs (who was wearing a wry, knowing smile as I now recall) and lay in wait for them to do it again.
• Justine Clarke of Play School (formerly Roo) is far too watchable for my comfort level.
• A win on Ebay is always so much sweeter when you sniper bid.
• Yes, that person you hate on Ebay is MEEEE.
• If you jump rope in front of a 10 month old Lolly, she will bob her head up and down (just the head) like a cocky.
• And if you watch this whilst performing said skipping, you may just be thankful you're wearing your Tenas.