The Barter System

K: I want a cheese slice

S: *trudges off and returns triumphantly*

S: *hands cheese slice over between index and middle finger with an air of 'breadwinner doling out money to the trophy wife'* Git yourself something nice.

K: Ta... D'you think in the history of time, they ever paid for goods or services with cheese?

S: Yeah, and what if they didn't have change? "I'm sorry, do you have anything smaller?" *nibbles cheese slice down to smaller denomination to pay for invisible item*